Nibcisspib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful toad.

Nibcisspib created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Nibcisspib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibcisspib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nibcisspib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nibcisspib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibcisspib.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Put Nibcisspib first in all things.