Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong dog.

Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo eagles for they are unholy.

2. Vadjigbomfigfagdunkapneg loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not drink alcohol.