Tinnelbid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust centaur.

Tinnelbid created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinnelbid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tinnelbid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tinnelbid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tinnelbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Run away if six rats approach from the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tinnelbid.