Volvonkhen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless dragon.

Volvonkhen created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volvonkhen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volvonkhen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Volvonkhen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Volvonkhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into pink rooms.