Buscamlik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic tapir.

Buscamlik created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buscamlik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Buscamlik, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Buscamlik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Buscamlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Buscamlik.

3. Run away from green rats, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from brown eagles for they are unholy.

5. Never jump near porpoises.