Vilmigmob is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful cobra.

Vilmigmob created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vilmigmob, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vilmigmob, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vilmigmob's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vilmigmob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.