Nartqueegtenlogbit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome slug.

Nartqueegtenlogbit created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Nartqueegtenlogbit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nartqueegtenlogbit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nartqueegtenlogbit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nartqueegtenlogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Nartqueegtenlogbit's priests.