Nartqueegtenlogbit is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome
slug.
Nartqueegtenlogbit created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nartqueegtenlogbit, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nartqueegtenlogbit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Nartqueegtenlogbit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Nartqueegtenlogbit's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Always look after injured gulls.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Always obey Nartqueegtenlogbit's priests.