Pogcissyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent
camel.
Pogcissyarl created an up quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogcissyarl, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pogcissyarl, he will send minions to preach to you.
Pogcissyarl's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Pogcissyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Feed all hungry ducks.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never talk about snakes.
5. Never feed oranges to hamsters while wearing magenta hats.