Quatxuclarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective tortoise.

Quatxuclarn created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatxuclarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatxuclarn, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Quatxuclarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Quatxuclarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatxuclarn.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt gulls.
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