Vagdavpad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest gerbil.

Vagdavpad created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdavpad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagdavpad, she will be very unhappy.

Vagdavpad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vagdavpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Pray towards the south.