Sigbugpom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish pigeon.

Sigbugpom created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbugpom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sigbugpom, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sigbugpom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sigbugpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sigbugpom.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Do not commit murder.