Bellfetloop is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, capable
aardvark.
Bellfetloop created oxygen nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Bellfetloop, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bellfetloop, he will turn you into a tree.
Bellfetloop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Bellfetloop's Holy Commandments1. Never wear dresses.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always wear fawn.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.