Tagjipflam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent capybara.

Tagjipflam created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tagjipflam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagjipflam, she will turn you into a rat.

Tagjipflam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tagjipflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always pray immersed in water.