Bepyattgofwadnurlkapjatbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise hippopotamus.

Bepyattgofwadnurlkapjatbin created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepyattgofwadnurlkapjatbin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bepyattgofwadnurlkapjatbin, she will destroy your home planet.

Bepyattgofwadnurlkapjatbin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bepyattgofwadnurlkapjatbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
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