Pibfudjig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pibfudjig created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibfudjig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibfudjig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pibfudjig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pibfudjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.