Meggofnigfagrowpagsidciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish shrew.

Meggofnigfagrowpagsidciss created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meggofnigfagrowpagsidciss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Meggofnigfagrowpagsidciss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Meggofnigfagrowpagsidciss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Meggofnigfagrowpagsidciss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your back orange.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.