Lidlantun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive weasel.

Lidlantun created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidlantun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidlantun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lidlantun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lidlantun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.