Fodzandog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented cow.

Fodzandog created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodzandog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodzandog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fodzandog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fodzandog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from blue gulls, for they are unholy.