Poptipdub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid mink.

Poptipdub created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poptipdub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poptipdub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Poptipdub's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Poptipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Put Poptipdub first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.