Faggarquill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable butterfly.

Faggarquill created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Faggarquill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Faggarquill, he will destroy your home planet.

Faggarquill's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Faggarquill's Holy Commandments

1. Faggarquill loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Faggarquill.

3. Run away from white manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt moths.