Bodomttab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish seal.

Bodomttab created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Bodomttab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodomttab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bodomttab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bodomttab's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.