Madnatfub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid monkey.

Madnatfub created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Madnatfub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madnatfub, it will remove you from existence.

Madnatfub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Madnatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if five ants approach from the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.