Cadjap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring mink.

Cadjap created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadjap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadjap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cadjap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.