Madmutgat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awesome porpoise.

Madmutgat created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Madmutgat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Madmutgat, it will not care.

Madmutgat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Madmutgat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Run away from mauve foxes, for they are unholy.