Pangrattam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent seal.

Pangrattam created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Pangrattam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pangrattam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pangrattam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pangrattam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat limes.