Fudquimril is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish rhinoceros.

Fudquimril created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudquimril, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudquimril, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fudquimril's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fudquimril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Fudquimril on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never talk about sharks.