Binmegtonktarp is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous
jaguar.
Binmegtonktarp created the solar system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Binmegtonktarp, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Binmegtonktarp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Binmegtonktarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Binmegtonktarp's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Binmegtonktarp.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never jump in the presence of ants.
4. Always help tortoises.
5. Never eat green fruit.