Binmegtonktarp is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous jaguar.

Binmegtonktarp created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binmegtonktarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binmegtonktarp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Binmegtonktarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Binmegtonktarp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Binmegtonktarp.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never jump in the presence of ants.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.