Hamhasarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered mongoose.

Hamhasarn created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hamhasarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hamhasarn, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hamhasarn's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hamhasarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Hamhasarn nine times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.