Zagflatpas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless mongoose.

Zagflatpas created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zagflatpas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zagflatpas, it will send you a sign.

Zagflatpas' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zagflatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.