Fubcanveg is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage
hippopotamus.
Fubcanveg created an atom nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fubcanveg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fubcanveg, he will turn you into a frog.
Fubcanveg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Fubcanveg's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the south.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.