Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering shrew.

Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. You must pray to Janyoghud Xinrillwik Cumrillcit three times a day.