Fadrullfodkam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic fly.

Fadrullfodkam created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadrullfodkam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadrullfodkam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fadrullfodkam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fadrullfodkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.