Mip Volwitjig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited snake.

Mip Volwitjig created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Mip Volwitjig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mip Volwitjig, she will turn you into a rat.

Mip Volwitjig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mip Volwitjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Mip Volwitjig loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Worship no other gods but Mip Volwitjig.