Fetgutjin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful beaver.

Fetgutjin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fetgutjin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fetgutjin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fetgutjin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fetgutjin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six mice approach from the east.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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