Matyimbud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing armadillo.

Matyimbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matyimbud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Matyimbud, he will make you grow a tail.

Matyimbud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Matyimbud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matyimbud.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Worship no other gods but Matyimbud.