Matyimbud is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing
armadillo.
Matyimbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matyimbud, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Matyimbud, he will make you grow a tail.
Matyimbud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Matyimbud's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matyimbud.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
5. Worship no other gods but Matyimbud.