Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark
is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving
mole
.
Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark
created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark
, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark
, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark's
most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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