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It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving mole.

Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dotzenpasbogguphamfedpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.