Nelldodlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil jackal.

Nelldodlarn created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nelldodlarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelldodlarn, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nelldodlarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nelldodlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Nelldodlarn.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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