Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent guinea pig.

Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Milkemcemnurnakfen Nulsidfig on top of all buildings.