Pomfetnul is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented crow.

Pomfetnul created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomfetnul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pomfetnul, he will be very sad.

Pomfetnul's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pomfetnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pomfetnul.