Timkonmid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful guinea pig.

Timkonmid created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timkonmid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timkonmid, it will destroy your home planet.

Timkonmid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Timkonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Timkonmid's priests.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not laugh in public.