Vendinpom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental capybara.

Vendinpom created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Vendinpom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vendinpom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Vendinpom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vendinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five dogs approach from the east.

2. Put Vendinpom first in all things.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.