Loplagflig is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying
goose.
Loplagflig created snails three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Loplagflig, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Loplagflig, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Loplagflig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Loplagflig's Holy Commandments1. Never run near rats.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always look after injured eagles.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. You must never eat figs.