Zimlincud Bogxentit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, smart sheep.

Zimlincud Bogxentit created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlincud Bogxentit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimlincud Bogxentit, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zimlincud Bogxentit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zimlincud Bogxentit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. You must love Zimlincud Bogxentit.