Kapwabmit is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy
deer.
Kapwabmit created light six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kapwabmit, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Kapwabmit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Kapwabmit's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Kapwabmit's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kapwabmit.
4. Do not hurt birds.
5. Never skip in holy places.