Tadyarlan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective bear.

Tadyarlan created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tadyarlan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadyarlan, she will be very unhappy.

Tadyarlan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tadyarlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadyarlan.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not chop down trees.