Kartag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing whale.

Kartag created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Kartag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kartag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kartag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kartag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.