Hotfemxinsabbestnart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited goat.

Hotfemxinsabbestnart created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfemxinsabbestnart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hotfemxinsabbestnart, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hotfemxinsabbestnart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hotfemxinsabbestnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Hotfemxinsabbestnart first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Hotfemxinsabbestnart.