Fetstragab Bellhivstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving hippopotamus.

Fetstragab Bellhivstik created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetstragab Bellhivstik, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fetstragab Bellhivstik, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fetstragab Bellhivstik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fetstragab Bellhivstik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fetstragab Bellhivstik.