Bodjansinsafflapcan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful mouse.

Bodjansinsafflapcan created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodjansinsafflapcan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bodjansinsafflapcan, she will strike you with lightening.

Bodjansinsafflapcan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bodjansinsafflapcan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bodjansinsafflapcan.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Bodjansinsafflapcan.

5. Never skip in holy places.