Rowfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent chicken.

Rowfarn created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfarn, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowfarn, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rowfarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rowfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Rowfarn loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never look at galaxies.